Work in real estate long enough and you'll have some tales to tell. I think it's time I share some of mine. Names and addresses withheld to protect the innocent.
I was showing houses to some buyers in the wilds of western Massachusetts. They were seriously interested in one that came with a decent sized piece of property. While exploring the lot, we discovered this lovely lady lounging behind the pool. I think she gives a whole new meaning to "personal flotation device". You can't make this stuff up!